Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, some of my buddies were playing truth or dare. As I got to the group, one guy was dared to ding dong ditch. He did so, and the owner of the house let his big ol' dog out to chase us. It only ran after me the whole time. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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rose1212 0
The exact same thing happened to my friend last night, except he used to date the girl and thats why it would be too cruel... ethan, if this is you, you kinda left out that part.
halsduksmonstret 0
Ouch...
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Comments (76)
lmaoatyourlife 0
Well maybe she wanted to kiss you but was too embarassed to admit it after the rest of the group considered it to be 'cruel' to make somebody kiss you. But still, FYL couldn't of been a very nice feeling!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
This is probably not the case, but it's at least another way of looking at it... Is it possible that they thought it would be too cruel to you, since they know how much you like her? If they're mutual friends, they probably have an idea of your feelings towards your crush, but if your crush doesn't have the feelings for you, then having to kiss her anyway might be viewed as cruel by some. Again, probably not how this scenario was being played out, but it might as well be thrown out there. And if everyone there simply was just a total bitch, why were you invited to hang out with them and play truth or dare if they didn't like you enough to believe that having to kiss you was cruel and unusual punishment?
whataloadofbull 0
dont be a tool its called peer pressure and stop fantasizing like a pedant about these situations they're called FML's for a reason: to be taken straightforward, laughed at, and commented on either as a YDI or a FYL
lmmmr 0
It is too cruel, regardless of her feelings towards you. No one should be forced to kiss someone. Even if she liked you, then her first kiss with you would have been part of a game, rather than the romantic ideal that I'm sure she imagines. It's a lose/lose situation regardless. Not FYL.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
And the reason why there is a comment area is for people to discuss the FML. You've got 15 people here saying "ouch" or "that ******* sucks, bro, get out of that shit" and one person trying to figure out what number they got. I didn't know that looking at something differently and going against the grain was "fantasizing like a pedant".
The_Pleb 0
#17 stop ******* fantasizing about the situation in as many differant ******* dilemas possible. Go get your girlfriend to make you a damn sammich, and if you havent got a girlfriend stop fantasizing about that too, get to starbucks and tell the pretty woman if she makes milkish then whilst shes pressing buttons on the till tell her she has skills.
The_Pleb 0
Insert_Wit_Here Im actually scared your wacking off to this FML over how many differant situations you can make out of it.
begeru 0
The Pleb, people analyze these situations all the time on fmylife, I mean, we're just bored. That's why we're on this site in the first place.
The_Pleb 0
Begeru i hope you feel big and powerful now. FYL
meagaplexxx 0
you wrote a poem
Cowhunter55 0
owned!
bean_dawg 0
Sorry. Find better friends.
the_quiet_one 0
Maybe because they know you like her, and she doesn't like you back? And they don't want you to get your hopes up, only to be crushed later on? Either way, FYL.
Wet_Dream 0
then you better start working on your looks ugly!
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Meh. You want to play games like Truth or Dare or Spin the Bottle, you had better be prepared to lap up the consequences.
lolsamzilla 0
Burn of the century. fyl
darkshadow_fml 0
I remember when I was 12 years old....
TheTruth1428 0
YDI for relying on a game to get a kiss. Why don't you man up and ask her out if you like her so much?