Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, some of my buddies were playing truth or dare. As I got to the group, one guy was dared to ding dong ditch. He did so, and the owner of the house let his big ol' dog out to chase us. It only ran after me the whole time. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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rose1212 0
The exact same thing happened to my friend last night, except he used to date the girl and thats why it would be too cruel... ethan, if this is you, you kinda left out that part.
halsduksmonstret 0
Ouch...
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Comments (76)
iBou_fml 4
Take it easy, it happens to everybody.
RuralNinja 0
YDI. You are what you let people think you are, and they think you're a disgusting loser, so you have no one to blame for it but yourself.
Jeevesmorris 0
Why are you playing spin the bottle? What are you 12? Seriously!?!?!?!?!?! If you like the girl grow some balls and ask her out! Don't just sit around waiting for someone to dare her to kiss you then you magically fall in love! Cause it's not gonna happen! Now get the hell off your ass and go tell the girl how you feel! One of two things can happen here! 1. if she likes you back she'll tell you and you'll live happily ever after (or till she breaks your heart) or 2. She doesn't like you and if you choose to make things awkward cause you told a girl you like her and she doesn't like you back! Just go for it ya lil pussy!
1m_b0r3d 0
this actually made me lol
blastvortex 4
Whenever you play games, you may eventually lose. Don't be a baby.
Tozi_fml 0
I agree. And if the girl you likes can be that rude and insensitive, then you've got really bad taste in women.
im2coolmatt 0
its really not that big of a deal, i used to have things like this happen to me all the time. now im dating the girl ive liked for three years, and things like this happened more than once with her. Just tell her how you feel. ive been rejected before and its not all that bad, she says she doesnt like you and you move on. done. just go for it, its not like people will remember you for that forever.
emikinz 0
she probs went along with the group. u never know what sue really thought.
VitamiX 0
how old are you...?
fcukb0o 0
Damn bro, that was close.
acenima 0
pics or it didn't happen