Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML
Today, one of my coworkers decided it'd be funny to tell our boss that I made creepy comments about his teenage daughter. The worst part is that the aforementioned lying coworker is my mother. I wish I was joking. FML
Today, I jokingly told my mother to "go fall down a hole" during a mock argument we always have. Not even 10 minutes later, our basement stairs gave out. When I said that, I didn't want her to break both her arms or to actually fall into a gaping hole. FML
Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML
Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year-old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she'd said "buried." FML
Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML
Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML
Today, I intentionally caused my parents to have an intensely heated argument when I asked them how and where they first met. Dad said it was at a funeral, and mom said it was at a burial. FML
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Top comments
Matisse_fml 0
Happens to the best of us. I once shared my thoughts on the "very special forces" article on The Onion's website to an acquaintance at work. It turned out that his brother was mentally disabled. FML
Timmytwofinger 0
what a tard, can people get off mums cause i just got off all of yours.
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Comments (44)
newmanlyman3 8
btw no pun intended at first they are still alive! lolz! oo oo oo oo still alive. still alive!!!
z620 0
anyone who disagrees w/ #1 ur a loser ur mom is the worst comeback ever and if you're old enough to be working and said that fail
m2j 1
she is the one who brought up burying in the first place. obviously sayig that without the your mom added is bad so she pretty well opened herself up to it because sayig it means she was ok with joking about death.
redsox4021 0
#1 your moms "your mom" jokes are dead
NicoleIAm 0
My mom died two years ago and people always say "your mom" jokes to me. I ususally don't even say anything because I know it will make them feel awful. I do wish people wouldn't say them though.
christa953 12
I agree with 1. they're annoying and don't even make any sense
blankaex 0
No, Yo Mamma jokes are funny, idiots that say your mum are retarded fags that can't think of a proper argument.
Northside6934 0
damn that's deep. haha
Kgpetosa 0
More like her life sucks
stupidmonkey80 0
lol so true