Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Looking good
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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kighrawr 0
This almost made me cry of laughter.
twilightobsesser 0
Ha-ha. douche bag.
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Comments (114)
cra_z_turtle 0
you didn't recognize yourself?!
domino57 0
hahha i literally just laughed out loud. thanks dude, you just made my day. btw, it sucks your fat and ugly. like seriously. sorry.
domino57 0
hahha i literally just laughed out loud. thanks dude, you just made my day. btw, it sucks your fat and ugly. like seriously. sorry.
almostouttt 0
...when was the last time you had looked in the mirror, dumass ?
ilyrwr 0
you spelled dumbass wrong smarty
yecam 0
how could you not recognize yourself? it's really sad that a fat, ugly person was laughing at another fat, ugly person. and it's even more sad that it was yourself. this seems fake, i don't think anyone can be that dumb.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
wow thats really mean that you would laugh at someone because of that. really mature.
Scrambles 0
I agree with #1. Also, your inner beauty needs a serious make over.
pinkfrenchrose 5
You would laugh at a fat ugly person? Bitch.
kat0ria 0
Wow... I can't decide what's worse, that you couldn't tell it was your reflection at first, or that you'd laugh at a 'fat, ugly person.'
elisabeth96 0
HAHAHAHAHAA. imma die of laughter. LOL. thanks, fatass.