Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Looking good
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML
Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Freaked out
Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
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kighrawr 0
This almost made me cry of laughter.
twilightobsesser 0
Ha-ha. douche bag.
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Comments (114)
judgmentalbear 0
How the hell could you not know that it was your own reflection? This is not an FML
luna_94 0
haha smdats funny lol
likeduhhx4 0
how could you not tell it was your reflection ? dumbass.
gdmc 0
How do you not know what you look like?
kim0806 0
you think it would have been appropriate to laugh at someone because they are fat and ugly? you are a jerk.
xmelissaaax0x 0
this is such a lie. that would never even happy. how can you not notice that the person looks like you? helloooo?????!
Makinitez 0
Uhh, did you wake up from a coma or something? Sorry, but, unless you're stupid, then this FML is total bullshit.
RockingRyan12 0
LMFAO how could you not tell?!
HotSauce_fml 0
Fat people shouldnt be allowed to post FML about them being fat. Thats totally avoidable and dont tell me some people are that way no matter what. Being fat is a choice... one that you made.
tictacsrawk 0
Don't be so ignorant. Yeah, there are some medical conditions that make you gain a lot of weight and, unless dignosed, you're not going to lose it. You're saying your weight, body type and metabolism is your choice? What, being skinny is a choice too? That those people who eat a lot but still stay naturally thin have that choice too? Open your eyes. For some people, losing weight is incredibly hard, and they have to almost stare themselves to the point of malnourishment to get a result. Even then nothing's guaranteed. It's not everyone that's your definition of fat absolute stuffs themselves. Plus being "fat" is a real matter of opinion. Some people think anything above a US 5 is huge. No matter how you look at it, some people can't choose what size their body is. Stop being so small-minded and actually consider how people are in the real world.
kleiney 0
that sounds like what a fat person would say
azhein 0
if someone does a real workout and eats healthy they aren't going to be fat and yeah there are some conditions but a lot of people are just lazy and do stuff their face and even with a slow metabolism or some sickness you can't tell me they can't lose weight.
TheWolves 0
roflmfao that actually made me laugh! hahaha lol!