Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I went to Home Depot with my boyfriend. There were a large number of men at the front of the store speaking Spanish. As we left, he ran back inside shouting, "LA MIGRA! LA MIGRA ESTA AQUI!" They screamed and ran in panic. I am dating a racist scumbag who thinks terrorizing minorities is funny. FML
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
Today, my friend and I stopped at a convenience store. She mentioned that it was was "a bad part of town", and I angrily reminded her that just because it's a poor area doesn't make it bad, and that she needed to be more tolerant. We then got jumped, beaten, and robbed. FML
Today, I'm a gay, black man who moved to a racist, mainly white, homophobic town for work. I've already had the cops called on me twice, and a group of teens yelled the f-slur at me unprompted. When I asked my boss if I could swap, he threatened to fire me. This is gonna be a long 6 months. FML
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Top comments
Chellybelly92 14
Yea...when any sentence begins with that statement it's probably extremely racist. Sorry you got caught up in that.
ticklewhizzer 5
I would probably refrain from drinking with that colleague again.
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Comments (69)
Drcreepypasta 9
Its all the beaners fault
Notoriouszeus 4
I know its bad but the way you put your thoughts in that post made me ROFL.. Sorry mate
Xotoolyxo 16
At that moment you should've ran like hell, no time to casually get up..
mclovin22897 15
whenever you hear that phrase, run as far as possible and don't look back. It just might save you from getting another beatdown.
Fas4wd 13
You should give this 'friend' a second serving.
blackonblight 33
You didn't think to tell the asshole "yes, you're racist" when he started? It does cut off the bullcrap and starts a different argument about how they wouldn't need to qualify their statement if it wasn't going to be racist. Might have saved you a beating. But unfuck that guy. Bet he's not going out with you guys again.
amerauder 2
beating up someone is a well-known way of making him non-racist ! That is, if the colleage was, indeed, racist. In France anyway, many people feel the need to say 'I'm not racist' before saying something because if you say anything about someone who is from Maghreb, for instance, you are necessarily racist.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Saying "I'm not racist, but..." is like a guy saying "no ****" before sucking a dick. This shit really has to stop.
Billie-Jo 9
Friend is actually racist, time for a new friend.