Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML
Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
A bump made you hit someone? Please, you were just looking for an excuse to slap the old nuttsack.
memo619 0
it'd be funnier if the old man punched you back
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Comments (70)
IGotServedcouk 0
Why were you holding your fist up next to an old man anyway?
Shawnee_dear 10
You should have made it worth getting kicked off my yelling something like, "...and that's why you m
GallifreyDog 2
YDI for being a crazy bitch who hits old people. Seriously, don't blame it on the speed bumps. We know you're just trying to hide your constant urge to hit the elderly in the face.
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for being succeptible to inertia.
emodude44 0
Get off on the bus? IN PUBLIC! That driver was a sick, sick man...
1958x 6
That poor old man. D:
Picking_Kuppies 0
"a elderly man"? At least the elderly man knows when to use 'A' and 'AN' correctly. YDI for not knowing basic English.
Navith 13
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YayaInLalaLand 0
I can slightly understand that. You were most likely trying to catch your balance. I hope you apologized to the man before you got off, though.
Evan2297 0
I had to read this a few times to understand that you didn't hit him with a bus.
lxclark 17
Thank god I'm not the only one.