Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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rachel13_fml 0
HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
some1outthere 0
LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?
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Comments (167)
pinkpikachu 0
HAHA!
uthinkucandraw 0
Ew Motorcycles are for Hillbilly's, and guys who cant get pusssy
_mcs_ 0
Oh, you definitely deserved that one. Why does one ride their motorcycle to a grocery store in the first place.
kwbuzz23wk 0
#15 is right. i understand going and then realizing "hey i cant transport this home" but between the drive there, and the parking next to a bunch of mini vans how could you not see the problem you were gonna face?
badopie9er 0
I don't understand how someone this retarded could possibly earn $200. I bet it was an imaginary "motorcycle". Who helped you type the FML?
Greg101 0
Bullshit, no one is that stupid. This is a fake FML.
ilovekarma 8
HAHAHA!!! how on earth could you just "stop and buy groceries" and forgot you were riding yout motorcycle? weren't you on it when you decided it?? sorry but YDI!
youswallow 2
stupid :|
Hannah_fml 0
it's like when you go to a different room in your house to look for something, but when you get in there you don't even remember what it is you're looking for/need. happens all the time with me, or when i want to say something, and i remember the first letter of the word but can't remember the rest. i'm not stupid, i was in the top 5 of my graduating class of high school
goobber 0
i had a dream last night that this exact thing happened to me.