Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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rachel13_fml 0
HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
some1outthere 0
LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?
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Comments (167)
meetmeinhell 0
#26 how do you get "in" a motorcycle. i get on a bike not in. and yea ive done this before, i went to home depot to look at tile, liked the tile and with out thinking bought it. i squeezed 200 sq ft of tile into my jetta, i have subs in the trunk already, lol totally possible
pippysthename00 0
Wow, that's just... sad... not a FML.
xpapercutsx 0
Really? Like...really?
louisianagrrrrl 0
wow...call someone from your house to come pick them up?
wtfffffff 0
WHATS YDI??????????
Ashfungo 0
Just tie a rope from the shopping cart to the bike. And YDI means You deserve it.
melissa_10 7
omg..hahaha..it happens my mom did thats once....except she went walking...
nbrachelxo 0
haha, dumbass.
ITS_NOT_A_TUMOR 0
'and then i bought $200 of groceries with a motorcycle helmet under my arm, forgetting that i rode my motorcycle today' or, better yet, 'i was biking home from work on my motorcycle when i decided to buy a week's worth of groceries on the way'
hislovelylady 0
Hahah..that's awesome! What did you do?! Also.. FAIL...#6. now get off these forums and do something better with your life than trying to be first...