Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, I biked to the store to buy a new lock, since biking is my only form of transportation. I left my bike unattended for the last time, only to come back with a new chain, but no bike. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML
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rachel13_fml 0
HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
some1outthere 0
LOL at #3. Anyway, how the hell do you forget what you were driving?
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Comments (167)
Loony_fml 4
LOL! FYL alright. You should've paid a hobo to babysit them while you got your car.
takran 0
I'm willing to bet you could have left them with customer service and come back with your car... But you're retarded for forgetting you were on a bike. In fact, it seems to me the only way you could have pulled this off is if you don't wear any riding gear (makes it even harder to forget what you drove), which makes you extra retarded.
Go_Home 0
Wtf? That's just ridiculous. How forgetful and absentminded could you get?
anonymous8_fml 0
It's like a laughing cow commercial.
random_thought 0
... couldn't you have called a friend to pick you up? it's not that bad of a situation...
dmack39 0
WOW. this story is so fake you would have to have a mental retardation in order to forget the you rode a motorcycle and didn't drive your car, nice try but too bad we all know ur lying..LOSER
elizabethbinary 0
FAKE... You RIDE a motorcycle, you don't drive one. And anyone who says 'drove' a motorbike doesn't have one - because they'd know better. Actually, the only people I know who say they 'drove' a two-wheeled object are those with mopeds. So either you're lying.. or you don't want to admit you have a moped. Enjoy your 50ccs of power there, mate.
whenpigzfly 0
*applause*
iLgymnastics 0
OMG what happened???
straywander 0
thats what you get for having a car, a bike, AND $200 for food.