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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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complic8d3vil 0

next time just shit or piss on him!

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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HA Love the cartoon :)

My cousin used to punch me in the face when I woke up... in her sleep

Get him kicked off the plane

condango 0

Betcha didn't have to use the bathroom anymore did ya?

Nono97_fml 10

but i still don't get the illustration?!?!?!?!

Nobody does. The illustrations never relate to the FMLs, because they always make up their own information never given in the initial FML, thereby changing the story completely. Like the movie Lawnmower Man.

trueblue170 13

Never thought I'd see a Zelda-related illustration. He kinda looks like Pipit from Skyward Sword. XD

I guess u went to the wrong neighborhood mother ******

There is more than one bathroom on airplanes.... Always

Maybe he didn't punch you on purpose. Maybe you startled the guy and he punched you as a natural reaction.