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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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complic8d3vil 0

next time just shit or piss on him!

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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I would have put him back to sleep with a punch in the face :-/

have him arrested by the air Marshall and sue his arse or find out where he lives and call the A team? ps new movie is top

just climb over him... but be sure to step on his head or stomach ;)

rub your ass in his face and fart as you pass.

I bet that with the punch he give you you piss in your panties:)

captncrunch 0

BOMB!!!!!!!

lol that's hilarious

splinketkiller 0

that guy should be ashamed what if op was a pregnamt woman?

...or a fat, gay man?

xoluvinshayxo 0

lmfaoo. was the bathroom needed then ?