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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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complic8d3vil 0

next time just shit or piss on him!

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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Missdorkydork797 0

Ydi for waking him up

Sounds like Daddy, Big Brother, or Uncle George used to "bother" him when he slept, if you know what I mean.

Bite his ear off, Mike Tyson style! When they respond to a light tap with violence, you must destroy their spirit before they hurt someone else!

just tell the flight attendant that guy said he wanted to blow up the plane.

nicolers1214 0

lol guess what happened after that. FUL.

So you shat everywhere?

wasn't that the one where there went to India

falcoo pawnchhh!

kayPandastyle 15

what an ass lol and im sorry but i can totally imagine that going down and id die from laughter lol but FYL you shoulda climbed over him anyways and peed on him in the process lol

Regardless of the OP's gender...just have that assh**e arrested. Sleeping or not it's no excuse to hit a woman.

u just said regardless of op's gender then said u shudnt hit a woman... well that's regarding gender then...