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Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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complic8d3vil 0

next time just shit or piss on him!

christ almighty this has to be one of the most creative illustrations ever!

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love all the comments that say "I would throw him off the plane" dur hur guess what folks? when u open up a plane door mid flight it becomes a vacume!

The hell you say! Really? Well I'll be damn!

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

u shouldve punch the shit outta that bitch bak n den piss on his ass n poop if u had to on him also. that motherheffa

I bet that punch relieved you of your problem though :P

hahaha that sux next time u should punch him back :)

that was funny. Jerry was chilling with they model eating sundaes lol

arvixx23 0

yeah that probablly hurt you shouldve punched him back and see how he likes it(:

sue his ******* ass

punch him hard in the nose to break his nose. 

dingo353 0

Same thing happened to me except he picked me up over his head and twirled me around and then threw me out the window.

frenchie45 0

^^^ I bet it did .. haha op that's fuckingg halariouss!! did yu shit yourself?? hah( ;