Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I really like. I let him use my phone, forgetting about the messages I'd sent about the consistency of my bowel movements. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
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nefariousnobo 0
Well, he seemed to have completely overreacted to that. I mean, a little surprise is understandable, but screaming and cursing was a little over-the-top. LOL, though. I moderated this one.
I_Own_Ubers 0
smart one
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Comments (162)
ReplicasWaifu 0
My sister uses her laptop on the toilet too.
Stang4life 0
that's just disgusting y would you do that??
Itsu_fml 0
It's called BRB.
dandified 0
HAH.
13__Loki__13 1
do not use her keyboard
heartlessagony 0
Looks like you almost have no chance for him to like you now. You totally deserve it.
everyonesfucked 0
I'm reading this on my iPhone in the bathroom. Some people bring a book, some people bring internets. YDI for forgetting, but FYL for his over dramatic reaction. Pussy.
lottso88 4
Me too! :D
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Was he screaming, "Oh shit!" If so, maybe he wasn't mad. It might be a fetish of his. ;D Silver lining!
luckyducky123 0
People like stupid stuff, that's why. I'm sure yours was great but it's always the out-there, on the border of unrealistic ones that make it. YDI. First for using your laptop in the bathroom while you went to the bathroom. Electronics and water don't mix (even if you were just on the toilet) Second because you forgot you were on the toilet when you started video chatting. Three words, three tiny words that you could have used: be right back.
6Paper6Doll6 0
That's shitty.....*side note*: I can't believe my FML didn't make it and this did....wtf
amagaeru 0
YDI for having the maturity of a 13-year-old (or being a 13-year-old). What's with all of these "made an ass of myself in front of a cute guy/girl I like" FMLs? First off, everybody does stupid shit, especially when trying to not look like a total retard in front of somebody on whom you'd like to make a good impression. Who cares. We're all humans and we all make mistakes. Learn to laugh at yourself; being able to take things in stride is attractive in a person. And if the other person can't appreciate that, then very possibly they aren't worth your time. More importantly, get over this "crush" bullshit. Either grow a spine and say something to them (even if you get shot down- then you can move on with your life instead of obsessing over one person) or learn to live alone with your cats.
myhairynutsack 0
If people talking about crushes bothers you, maybe you need to find another website. duh.
kellster 2
That is so incredibly ridiculous. Of you, I mean. WTF were you thinking????? And who takes their LAPTOP to the bathroom with them???? Put the damned thing down with a "brb", and then come back. That's all it takes. UNPLUG. YOU'LL LIVE.