Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I'd booked the cheapest seat on a long flight and ended up between a couple who spent the entire trip arguing through me instead of talking to each other, even after I offered to switch seats. By the end of the flight I probably knew more about their marriage than some of their relatives do. FML
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I booked the cheapest seat on a six-hour flight to save money. The person next to me spent the entire trip asleep on my shoulder, and I felt too awkward to wake them up. By the time we landed, my neck hurt so much that I had to explain to guards and baggage claim staff why I couldn't turn my head. FML
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stevenJB 25
Seems like douches reach their final forms on airplanes
FitForFun 11
This is why there is going to be a fat tax on planes...
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Chumsword 8
Start acting claustrophobic, strain your head so you turn red and start sweating. Look at him with your bloodshot eyes and tell him that man wasn't meant to fly with the utmost conviction in your tone. That would get me to back off...
SteveOMcBeaveO 2
I would have told the guy, "you remind me of my cellie when I did a nickel in Chino....he was a good bitch..I miss her. wanna snuggle?"
maigan332 14
What a freak..
ninaskyez 12
Poor You!
angelitared 27
U should of grabbed the barf bag, started breathing heavy and turned his way and said, I'm so ******* cluster phobic. I think I'm gonna barf on you.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
cluster phobic?
saidoh_fml 26
Should of?
evilplatypus 39
Thank you hotpink. I could not figure out where he was going with that (I thought it was some kind of obscure reference to threesomes, or something...)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
BASTARD!
thanchetmy 2
I can feel you
not_a_robot 15
And the mile high dick, asshole, fuckface, bitch, and prick club.
Quiet_one 22
If this happens again, that's when you say something along the lines of "I'm extremely claustrophobic and if you don't move out of my space I will throw up on you." Or you start doing something that requires you to bump him with your elbow every few seconds, or maybe you could "accidentally" spill your drink on him- once he refuses to be reasonable there's no reason he shouldn't be just as uncomfortable as you are. If he wants to be a douche and take up three seats that's fine, but first he needs to pay for all three.