Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML
Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML
Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML
Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML
Today, I paid $140 extra to get more comfort during a flight. The man behind me was so tall that his legs didn't let me recline the seat, and complained every time I tried to during the night. FML
Today, I'd booked the cheapest seat on a long flight and ended up between a couple who spent the entire trip arguing through me instead of talking to each other, even after I offered to switch seats. By the end of the flight I probably knew more about their marriage than some of their relatives do. FML
Today, I'm in the middle seat on a flight to Dallas. The guy on the aisle is sleeping with his mouth open and I can smell his breath. I feel nauseous. FML
Today, I booked the cheapest seat on a six-hour flight to save money. The person next to me spent the entire trip asleep on my shoulder, and I felt too awkward to wake them up. By the time we landed, my neck hurt so much that I had to explain to guards and baggage claim staff why I couldn't turn my head. FML
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Top comments
stevenJB 25
Seems like douches reach their final forms on airplanes
FitForFun 11
This is why there is going to be a fat tax on planes...
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Comments (93)
lonewolf621 17
Why the hell didnt he just get first class if he had the money to buy two tickets!?!?!
WelcomeToAndale 13
There needs to be more hostesses like this.
Megan639 16
Well if he paid for both seats then he must really like sitting there...
mattlw 25
Slob mode activated. I would have just broken down every polite barrier that is set up. Farts, burps, scratching of the crotch, the works!
bookworm713 14
I've had so many bad experiences on planes so I feel you.
onorexveritas 24
i would've pepper sprayed his ass
JustJess00 9
Where's a curried egg sandwich when you need it? Guaranteed to shift anyone out of your personal space. If not the following farts tend to..
Reaper1984 13
What if the guy was so large the airline forced him to buy another seat, considering it s a thing they came out within the last 10 yrs
Helped 35
What a douche.
Needafarm 22
Usually when people buy the middle seat they are hoping that no one wants to sit next them so they can end up with the entire row. In his case it appears that he was trying to stack the deck and save on one seat. I hate to say it, but you probably should have found another seat.