Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad completely naked. When I expressed my displeasure, he told me to knock next time. I'd agree with him, if he hadn't been standing in the middle of the hallway in our very open living room. FML
Today, I saw my dad naked. How? He came into the room I was staying in, drunk. I'm gonna need a whole lot of therapy. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
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alpuppy 0
It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.
Haelous 0
In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.
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Comments (85)
alpuppy 0
It could've been worse, you could have been wiped it off with your finger and put it in your mouth as he walked in.
rwac07 0
WTF wat were u doin naked if ur parents are around the house? and don't u have any covers?
wintamint101 7
ya but that would've been worse...lying in bed naked sticking a finger in your mouth...im sorry but it doedn't seem any better
ronton 4
he was caught wanking and this is just a lame cover up lol
AbnormalAshley 0
LOLOLOL This must be fake.
MrNewOrleans 0
hey I've eating plenty things naked... it's fun it feels the best when u go to a restaurant and everyone stares at you :)
crazykidd15 0
Lolololol
mkcempa 0
win!
thethingthatshou 4
you lost you fuckhead..... ****** mother ******
RageWolf16 31
I walk around my room naked all the time
Boomi 39
Oh god, that's so true!
Haelous 0
In the future, do not have your schwarz out while eating yogurt.
ekdfml 20
great movie reference
thisguyintheusa 11
Eyyyy 59 got it !!!
samisalsa 0
Nice excuse.
pinkfrenchrose 5
Yeah, EVERYONE eats yogurt naked. *Sarcasm* LMAO, dumb ass.
heheirock 0
why did not you have a blanket over your self?
Jezlovespink 5
Bcuz then it wud b pointless to b naked!!!
lilymoose 0
this is just silly. i don't think it's real. why in the world would you be eating yogurt naked?
iceicebaby24 0
dude. why WOULDN'T you eat yogurt naked! better yet, why would you eat yogurt with clothes on? insanity!
monkeys488 0
thats a fake story
giffinator 0
your dad actually said "I'm sorry for walking on you masturbating"?
xiaoxaio 5
no he said " can i join you"?
uhhSavage 22
Back to back?
MizzHollywood 0
Eating yogurt in bed is the real FML here. Who does that!??!?!
Nottooeffed 0
I like to feel a nice breeze around my privates while enjoying tasty snack food
alexxss_fml 10
lmfaoooo!!!! good one!!! XD