Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML
Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML
Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
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Top comments
dweeds508 24
Just a little late to warn you
BadApple88 29
Good thing you're not allergic
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Comments (64)
igive 29
I'm guessing "bee careful."
edmunson 22
Bees are rarely wild. Find out who owns the beehives and get them to split the hives. They live in the grass only if their "home" gets too crowded. Just sayin'
Ki11erC 18
Mowing the lawn lol
Pebbles622 16
That's grandmas for you.
Sakuraashita 15
Be proud, your grandma is a super hero, OP: Captain Obvious. Power: obvious deduction.
PaulieXP 16
Not the bees!! Ah my face!! Aahh!!!
roosterocle 2
Mowing the lawn can mean two different things
TippyM 8
I'm extremely allergic to flying insects...One sting can send me to the hospital and keep me from breathing. Just be glad that you didn't have it so bad. :)
jeanyrios 10
Never again Grandma! Never again.
popnuggetsupreme 3
oh grandma, always playing tricks.