Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML
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Hump_Zilla 0
get drunk flash all of his friends run around acting like a fool talk about his penis size to everyone you meet
iamepiclee 3
what a fuckn douche bag, I would of just come out and said something. ydi for not speaking up and letting him do what he pleases!
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Comments (93)
Coolerthanutimes 0
u shoulda then said u r ******* him orally too
5up3rTAN 0
65 is blatantly only here to hit on women !!!! loser
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yeeep, and the first person he hit on is actually a picture of Angelina Jolie. But shhh, don't tell him. :P
SarahBearXoX 0
this ^
lucidlucia 0
you should introduce him to everyone you know as your soon-to-be x-husband.
mjolene 0
wow that's shitty, you should have spoken up and said you were his wife. he should be proud to be your husband if he married you.
Luunatic 13
wrdddd @ 82
Jeannetteness 0
Tell them all that he's gay and he wants you to be his cover.
adorkable_spazz 0
haha i like that idea. she should totally do that
sk8ergirl553 0
my dad just had a reunoin... ( i spelt that wrong i think)
perdix 31
It would be funny if the ex-girlfriend asked if your "company" was hiring, and your husband decided that you could increase the headcount by 50%. For those of you who suck at math: THREESOME!
x0xo 0
oh well that must suck:/
ecascio2010 9
sounds like maybe he's hiding something...
adorkable_spazz 0
o.o your husband is a jerk