Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I found an old disposable camera while cleaning out my parents' attic and got the film developed. Most photos were blurry family photos from 2007, but the last few showed my dad outside a restaurant holding hands with someone who wasn't my mom. I'm now debating if I want to know anything else. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive and spent an hour trying to open it because I was sure it had important files on it. It contained one blurry photo of my thumb and a Word doc titled “Do not open", which was actually blank. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
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Top comments
eb0ny 15
Ah, the effects of technology...
ilulife 4
Unless you tried to swipe your finger across the picture to look at the next one, you'll be fine.
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Comments (159)
drinkPINK 4
What has this society done to us? D: Btw, I don't think this should be an FML... It would be a better fit on MLIA.
Michael87Jackson_fml 10
Ha that's so funny. After I would have been like "... The **** did I just do?" xD
mooshlove13 1
Well someone uses reddit **** of reposter
KendalKeller 3
Who even picks these FML's?
Pelreskovich 11
Someone needs to lay off of the touch screen devices!
Schizomaniac 24
You will survive when zombies attack.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
I am curious as to how you have come to this conclusion...
hecseferblade 1
#62- one of the rules in a zombie apocolips is the "double-tap" where once you shoot a zombie, dont be stingy with your bulits, take another clean shot to the head and the zombie will be dead and you wont become a human happy meal
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Oh, I see... thankyou, sir. I now feel prepared to come into face-to-face combat with a zombie.
rexku 0
ZOMBIELAND!!!!!!!!!
demonmonkey 13
Thank God for technology.
prabhlem 0
iStupidity(:
soupisyummy 13
I swear I have done the same thing before-_-
Clamcreepy 7
Couldn't see who was in the background of that photo huh?