Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was showing the Instagram of my crush to my cousin. He double-tapped the picture, thinking it would zoom it in. It was posted 5 months ago. FML
Today, I found an old disposable camera while cleaning out my parents' attic and got the film developed. Most photos were blurry family photos from 2007, but the last few showed my dad outside a restaurant holding hands with someone who wasn't my mom. I'm now debating if I want to know anything else. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML
Today, I found an old USB drive and spent an hour trying to open it because I was sure it had important files on it. It contained one blurry photo of my thumb and a Word doc titled “Do not open", which was actually blank. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
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eb0ny 15
Ah, the effects of technology...
ilulife 4
Unless you tried to swipe your finger across the picture to look at the next one, you'll be fine.
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Comments (159)
PiErC3 0
what r prints
Sirin_fml 47
They're a bit like the palm-shaped crater that is now on my face.
DocBastard 40
Don't listen to Sirin - she's clearly overtired from moderating FMLs all night. Prints are those things on the tips of your fingers. OP is saying that they were family pictures of fingerprints, so obviously his family is a bunch of criminals. Hence the FML. Get it now? Glad I was able to help.
PiErC3 0
thx doc
TheDrifter 24
Must not... aargh... how did that happen? You're usually such a good listener.
SettoFail 9
No, they meant prints as in a printed photo in their hands, not a picture of finger prints, wtf.
DocBastard 40
Setto, your username is oddly appropriate.
DocBastard 40
Did you also look for the "shuffle" button on the record player?
TheDrifter 24
Gotta get the rotary dialer app doc. It's almost completely child proof
TheDrifter 24
Damn you edited comments.
XanderJayNix 17
On a record player? No. On a cassette tape? Yes. Oh, and I tried "Skipping" chapters in a VHS. And my cousin once asked me how to rewind a CD. Yes, humanity is screwed. fOurSpecies
efemel94 7
There's an app for that?
Jenny246844 21
funny :D
perdix 31
I hope you pulled your head out of your ass before you tried to tag yourself in a photo and "like" it!
poohbear1816 4
hey what can u do it happens its like me i wanted to say lol out loud instead of laughing smh -_-
arvale8802 1
Dude!!! I did that today!!! My boss showed me a print of a house and one had a sign so I double tapped to zoom in.
SoSickWithIt 14
Dude no way!? You totally did that bro?! Damn brah, that's an intense story.
MurphyS94 4
103 deserves more "thumbs up"s for the delightfully sarcastic comment.
Marifer98 7
I dont find this as a FML moment i kind of find it funny as it sounds like something i would do :)
morganrhoades 0
Sounds like something I would do.
bettyc4 26
iPhone addict...as am I