Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, the girl I like would rather meet potential partners online, some in different states, and wonders why nothing works out. Apparently the guy who took her on dates, AKA me, is just friend material. FML
Today, I declared I was done with online dating after several disasters. My friend set me up with a friend of her husband's. Turns out he's one of the men who rejected me on the website. He laughed when he saw me and said, "Well, this is awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
Bigsmak 0
Really.. if thats true then it sucks
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Bigsmak 0
Really.. if thats true then it sucks
Joewilliams18 0
wow that blows.
Dopeyrox 0
a true fml, sorry op that just sucks :(
DiNoBeAr 0
what if it was from before he was married to you and he forgot to delete the account?
thewhiteninja 0
that may be a possibility
CrazyCatCookin 0
A lot of misery in missouri today
FMGrammar 0
wooow... just wow fyl OP
Cuppycake1488 0
I agree.. A true FML/: But it's still possible it's old? :) Best of luck OP!
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
this is when you **** his best friend or brother... or sister if you're in to that kind of thing.
Lexisaurus 6
I'm guessing when hubby comes home he is sleeping on the couch? naaaah I make him sleep in the road
bbyychula710 0
aqrees ;)
Trupe 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
your friend is a bitch! How could she do this to you?!
DncrHap 9
it wasn't her fault, 49! it's not like she banged him. she and OP found out at the same time that her best match was the OP's hubby. the only one who betrayed was mr. husband.
Trupe 3
Chill out young lady. It was a joke. I understood the fml completely.
jedialix 0
haha you should make one too:)
DncrHap 9
oh. well. i commend your sarcasm, then! :p
eazyeeze 0
Set up a date with him and confront him when he shows up.
teresa_009 0
37, she should make him sleep in the road and then run him over. twice.
teffyweffy 6
omg kill him!
sports_chika 0
I think you and your husband have some things you need to talk about 7:-| but maybe his profile was from awhile ago and maybe he forgot to delete it, so it might not be his fault
megiscool123 0
awwwwwww sorry :(
SmileSweetly 0
that really sucks :( FYL OP
KiddNYC1O 22
check date his account was made and last login to make sure... lol
hippiechick96 3
I would have told me friend she can have him. then when I got home I would dump his ass!!
lonesomeXheartbr 0
look at the bright side. at least you're not being deported to Canada (nothing against canada I like their bacon on my pizza)
BrownSugar_fml 5
Canadian Bacon is just Ham Delicious Ham!
sexybitch92 0
wow.. wtf but how did your friend not know your husband? but this is truly a fyl, sorry op.
KiddNYC1O 22
87- read again
SqueakyBootz 0
your misfortune makes me smile
fckinbowdown 0
maybe he set it up before you got married and never took it down
FFML_314 12
Your friend should ask him on a date and see if he accepts. If he does, she will go on this date "have a wonderful time" and at the end of the night she will take him back to a hotel room, get him naked, tie him to the bed, hire a tranny and shut the door behind you. ;P
the_flirtt 0
agree 102 they should go along with it
ceg098 9
#102- great idea ftw
sexybitch92 0
89- got it now haha I read it once and thought her friend was talking to her husband , I wasn't really paying attention lol.
sexybitch92 0
like talking I meant flirting and stuff with him on the computer.
lexielovesyou 0
what an A-hole !
EduardoCollazo1 0
he could of made it before you met him or before you were his boyfriend just ask him why he has one. don't go crazy about it op
Bsane 0
I agree with #68
Hotshot132 0
wow, lol what are the chances!?
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Aww that really sucks): Was your friend interested??
Rwstudent1 0
Christ on a jetski!!! That blows! LMAO
BeeHappy_fml 0
LMFAO 157 I just think Jesus on a jetski would be fking awesome xD
RokstaRx88 0
I lold but yea that's ****** up
PantherB 0
I like this idea!
tanjoodo 3
Your comment makes me 'smiler'
Lexisaurus 6
haha probably... lmao
cincin75 0
What a small world, huh?
helloheart0777 0
what did her friend do? lol :)
Rhanno 0
her friend didn't no
Sharpie23 7
102-win
ladiesman14 0
thats what you get for not putting out. and only doing it in one position and not even enjoying that. and is it true that wedding cake cures nymphomania and causes obedity ? anyone ?
GLOCKMAMA 0
37 & 38 y'all need guns. Cuz if that shit happened w/ my hubby, sleepin n the street would b the least of his worries. & his well aware of the fate he would meet if he pulled a stunt like this. Fear is a great motivator for act right.
thatonekid2010 0
threesome ;D
hotscar 3
#41, the best friend didn't do anything. she got matched up by the dating website with op's husband.
hotscar 3
I'd have to say f op's husband's life when op gets home
aardvarkish 17
102 FTW... Damn you're good!
yolie_fml 0
31- WIN!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
My comments are poofing again; apologies if this double-posts. -.- I really doubt it's an old profile; aren't most of those services subscription-based? If he's paying monthly for it, then he's likely hiding money from the OP too. Find out if he is before you let on that you know, so he can't keep it back should you get divorced.
xcl0wdx 0
wow, small world.
8J8E8N8 0
haha WTF I guess in your eyes... womanizer
ninjacapo 2
time for a major ass beatdown
LON3DUMP3 0
?? dude he found her bot she found him
maskedbunny 0
Check to see how old the account is and when it was last active. If it's old and inactive, cool. If not, I'd go with 68's suggestion.
Gorsbug823 0
I'm sorry
emILYforever 0
uhhh? he created the profile!
HollyAmelia 0
I'm sorry, that sucks.
sourgirl101 29
Why are there two different # 3?
rhanana 0
because the mods suck lol
mccarson8 0
agreed
MissSatan 16
OP should make a profile too, and put up her status as "widowed"
Mer1986 0
I say **** her life, not yours, OP.
noscope_ftw 0
how isn't it hers? her husband is listed on a dating site... but like below say, maybe it's old??
robotdancer 0
Its actually a fyl because ops husband is a jerk for that and a fhl beacuse ops friend only has one match..and he's already married
boatkicker 5
It said her #1 match, meaning first or best. Not her only match.
robotdancer 0
lol thanks I read that wrong
anabby62907 0
omg op im sorry you have a d bag as a husband. i hope your friend wasn't thinking he was a good match if she knew..
drferg 0
MEEEEEEEETH
mashnikandporter 0
?
Rawrzie 0
ouch ;P
DncrHap 9
this is insanely coincidental. but if it actually happened, then that just plain sucks, OP. so sorry.
justsayfuck 5
My thoughts exactly. Like.. what a coincidence (if it's true) :o
RedPillSucks 33
I'm sure that's what the husband was thinking.
stacers 0
Well I'm sure they're good friends for a reason. If they have a lot in common than it's not too much of a surprise that he came up as a top match.
BrownSugar_fml 5
You should create a profile and ask him on a date! Dinner and an explanation? Hah
DncrHap 9
hahaha. that's cute.
anabby62907 0
12 tts an awesome idea.. i would do that.!!
BrownSugar_fml 5
:) I am so smart SMRT!
DishHeads 9
haha ... love that game
pwincessa23 1
#18 you look like khloe kardashian
DncrHap 9
55, is that... a compliment? not sure who she is. (:
BrownSugar_fml 5
Khloe K is awesome!
DncrHap 9
oh, then thanks! xD
nabo4u 0
no. you create a profile and pay someone to go out with him. you put a mike on the woman and record everything that happens. you have her ask him questions to figure out his intentions- does he plan to leave you, is he looking for a fling? you then have your divorce attorney serve him his divorce papers. you'll be set.
gijoe33w 0
^^ This is a great idea. Go after everything. make it hurt. Guys like that give us good guys a bad rep.
DncrHap 9
... can i also look like Abigail? :D
lifesluck 0
WIN!!! I would do the same exact thing actually:@))
I3ear 0
khloe huh...well it can go both ways, i personally dont find her very attractive. but meh everyone has an opinion.
DncrHap 9
huh. well, then. i guess... i'd prefer to look like me. :p
Belninho 0
hahahah that's funny
ArtIsResistance7 1
Threesome!