Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
That went well
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
Not good enough
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Karma?
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
But… why?
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Top comments
FreeDrinks 4
YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.
jackii1313 9
Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.
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Comments (312)
DeafWolverine 8
today, after leaving my gullible ex at the altar for 2nd time..I find out her father put a 50,000 dollar bounty on my head. fml
alfred07 18
Don't give him the chance to do it a third time.
salvationz 0
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me
6h043chrusha69 0
Maybe he made flubber ?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Win.
babyshaft408 8
Please tell me ur done with him
SanaSazi 32
... No comment ... Oh wait, that's a comment.
HurpMcDerpington 0
Everyone keeps making the same damn comment.
ronski 41
Use a ball & chain next time. Or a shotgun would do, just to make sure. Better still, forget about him, he's not worth it
Caretaker21 4
I guess this is a shame on you time?
sammyjanette 17
Well let's look at the bright side. When you finally do get married for real to the man of your dreams...your guests will have a total of THREE gifts each for you!! All this pain and suffering now, but in the future you'll find your true love and rake in the dough too! :)