Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
That went well
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
Not good enough
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Karma?
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
But… why?
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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FreeDrinks 4
YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.
jackii1313 9
Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.
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Giantsfann7 0
That's hilarious
flowermay13 0
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Um...why would you try to marry him again if he did that? I'm all for second chances but that's a serious offense - weddings take a lot of time and money to plan and put on, and he walked away from it once and you thought he wouldn't do it again? I hope you don't forgive him a third time...
skyeyez9 25
Also, when she was standing there, the humiliating moment she realizes he got cold feet and ran. All your friends and relatives watching, unsure what to do or say.
JayJavaMonsterr 10
He needs a serious kick in the nuts for that! Twice?! But honestly, op, i dont think it was a very good idea to let him back into your life after the first time. Dont worry, REVENGE makes everything better :D
madgrinchhatter 12
Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me
Nicostream 16
Wait... He left you at the altar and you came back to him and now you're surprised he left you again? Women...
neonberries 15
You think you'd have learnt from his mistake the first time round!
Slimshots 8
I certainly hope you kept the wedding dress the first time around.
bluejay22 4
fool me once shame on you... fool me twice... shame on me ydi.
20th_century_fox 3
you know, it's supposed to be a sign of insanity if you keep doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. i'm sorry you got jilted, but i'm shocked you were willing to give it another go. next time, find someone who hasn't left you yet.