Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML
That went well
Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML
Not good enough
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Karma?
Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML
But… why?
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Top comments
FreeDrinks 4
YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.
jackii1313 9
Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.
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Comments (312)
possiblelozer 4
What a wuss. Don't propose to the lady if you don't intend on following your commitments...
SukiIzumi 8
He is definitely not worth your time.
newmandotcom 6
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me thrice, I notice a trend starting to develop.
bocshi83 1
ummm if he left me standing there that would be a sure sign he has no intentions of a loving commitment..there would be no standing with him a second time!
Scanoodles 2
Commitment issues?
Apathy182 5
YDI. Should've learnt your lesson the first time.
skyeyez9 25
Make sure to warn any potential gf he ever gets of his asshole moves. Show pics as proof. Some women have "blinders on" and refuse to see potential warning signs. Hopefully they listen.
Brak_Spaceman 19
Maybe next time you shouldn't consider trying to marry a homosexual.
felah17 6
I Dare you to try again! = ]
grannygruber 6
Save yourself all the embarrassment next time you plan to get married, forget the alter and go in front of the judge!