Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend gives out my number to guys who ask for hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
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Oh__Shit 0
thats a little creepy, jacking off to a pic of your ex?
up_up_up 0
"Hmm... well... I'm on AIM with my friends... huh.. nothing much happening, I guess. What's this, an old picture of my ex? Huh.. wow. Forgot how hot she looked. Think I might just casually jack off now. Formal masturbating isn't really what I'm up for today. Oh, looks like Fred's IMing me.. I'm just getting warmed up here, might as well look at it. Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Was that a...?! Bending over?!? She was...!?! Granny?!? Ughhh! Oh god. Oh god."
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Comments (88)
loudlaugh 0
its sad to think your love life is jacking off to a picture... of your ex
loudlaugh 0
its sad to think your love life is jacking off to a picture... of your ex
heygrl 0
why a picture of your ex? that's kinda sad that that's what your sex life has been reduced to.
earwig12 1
You clearly have not been on the internet long enough if you can't maintain an erection while looking at a bent-over granny. I once managed to keep one two minutes into watching a video of a dog being skinned alive.
SpeechQween94 14
Gross! And what does that have to do with the FML?
brendokendo 0
That's morbid and disturbing. Wtf is wrong with you? Somethings not right in your head.
Unlucky_Gun 0
I hinestly hope you're kidding. If not, then your head needs checked ASAP
Yorih 19
That isn't something to be proud of... I recommend Seeking help from professionals
shyeahh_fml 19
Although this is sarcasm (which it appears many of you didn't pick up), this is quite extreme.
richiefitz 4
That's nothin try ten minutes to the black entertainment channel
deadlycandii 0
lmafo....u just put a big smile in my face :D
hanners 0
oh #13 you made my life today.
redbluegreen 41
SHOCK! Haha, no idea what else to say. #18 - That's skill. I think.
zaksreallife 0
haha skill :)
wutupbruh 0
"listen hand... i dont want any feelings involved okay? i just want a good screw. casual sex alright? lets keep it at that...."
lolsparky 0
lol @ #22
Squeezee 0
Wow you need a life.