Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I got an interview. It went great until the recruiter asked if I had questions. Trying to sound thoughtful, I asked, "What do employees dislike most about working here?" The recruiter laughed and said, "That's a unique way to phrase that." I spent the rest of the interview wondering why my brain chose violence at the worst possible moment. FML
Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML
Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
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tomilalala 0
That is probably the best FML in the world, ever. Not only is it embarrassing, but it's TV embarrassing WIN.
Knockyoudown 0
LMAO, oh the things you hear when you mis-hear.
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DirtyParkBench 0
For those of you who are saying it's fake, here. http://news.wbru.com/2009/07/rhode-island-the-neurotic-and-angry-state/ Google. It's a wonderful tool.
anna15243 6
we can't click on it.
Nenor_fml 0
rofl this media reports suck so badly its unreal. i've done a similar psychology study in Bulgaria, and all these terms conscientiousness, extroversion, openness, neuroticism, etc., have distinct definitions and they have not much to do with people being neurotic or crazy or shit. jeez. but, oh well, it sucks to be the op, give link to the blooper when they air it later.
dyingstart 0
hahaha nice
sportygal85 0
i'm from RI, and I posted that on fb when I saw it on Projo. Which station was it at? that its hilarious....
shoshizzle 0
That, my friend, is a very interesting topic of discussion. Honestly "erotic" would sound like a more likely word to me, anyway. Don't blame yourself. I'm sure thousands of viewers got a good kick out of it! Well, at your suspense... ):
tutupr 0
rofl that must of been really embarrasing
soccergirl15_fml 0
This is kind of like when my 8th grade history teacher tried saying reeses peanut butter cups and resees pieces and he said resees penises. He tried to play it off, we all heard it.
blondiee09 0
#56 : AWESOME. my LA teacher also screwed up "columns" and "condoms" to the OP, you just made my day!! lol
beautifulgeek11 1
This made my day. x)
Chocoholic17 0
If it wasn't live, it's not an FML.
Diru_fml 0
I think you helped prove what they were saying though. lol.