Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I got an interview. It went great until the recruiter asked if I had questions. Trying to sound thoughtful, I asked, "What do employees dislike most about working here?" The recruiter laughed and said, "That's a unique way to phrase that." I spent the rest of the interview wondering why my brain chose violence at the worst possible moment. FML
Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML
Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML
Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML
Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
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Top comments
tomilalala 0
That is probably the best FML in the world, ever. Not only is it embarrassing, but it's TV embarrassing WIN.
Knockyoudown 0
LMAO, oh the things you hear when you mis-hear.
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Comments (78)
Queen_of_Juicy 0
LOL this FML made my day! one of the funniest i've ever read!
divineinstrument 2
2nd most neurotic? What is that supposed to mean? How do you test how neurotic a state is? Still that's really funny. I would love to know what you said.
olisykes_ 0
hahaha idiot.
SpasticTurnip 4
Rofl, Idiot (:
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
what did you say?
realggirl 0
"I mean I'm really not that surprised, there are a lot of sexy people here." LMAO!
Meeeem 0
Lol! I love it, I really want to know what you said.
spamme 0
perv :) YT link!
cheesefest 0
Way to dish out the free lulz and boners! Well done.
ithedarkknight 0
lmao awww poor lady dont worry you nailed it XD
maipinkbear 0
LOL good one