Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I was headed towards the unisex bathroom at physical therapy when another patient looked up at me and quickly looked away. I knew instantly and prepared for the smell, but I wasn't expecting remnants still floating in the toilet. FML
Today, I once again had to tell one of my elderly patients not to grope me. He responded by throwing his bedpan at me. It was full. FML
Today, my patient knocked my glasses off as I assisted him in the shower. We both looked in terror as they fell into his unflushed toilet. This patient was isolated due to a contagious infection. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, changing the garbage in the bathroom at work resulted in a hospital visit after an incorrectly disposed used needle scraped into my thigh. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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cradle6 13
Two feet? What, you wanted it closer?
iAmScrubs 19
Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing and look on the bright side... Well, there is no bright side.
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Comments (72)
gojira666 7
Were u pissed off?
elisabeth1_fml 0
As a registrar if that's all you have to complain about then that's nothing to bitch about. Try being a nurse in a hospital. We are at the frontline and could complain bout lots. Boo hoo poor you not!!!
marod02 0
The patient needs to pee on the run
Enslaved 38
My granddad took his home too. Keeps it next to his bed and uses it when he's too lazy to get up to pee in the middle of the night. Sorry OP, it's kinda gross. Hopefully it didn't drip. :P
Keyman1212 14
Maybe he did take a shit in it O.o
ZielZone 4
Oh STFU. You chose your job, deal with it. Besides, you've probably given plenty of BJ's. Get over it
melimeli628 10
Hey, he just wanted a souvenir :D
alpaquette91 9
Cheers....?
steelman112 1
Stop complaining. You work in a hospital, it's to be expected to be around things like that.
ZielZone 4
Waaaa you chose your job, put your big girl panties on and deal with it.