Today, I was in the car for 8 hours driving home from North Carolina with my family. We brought my dog along and I was petting her for most of the ride. I thought she fell asleep, so I continued to play with her. She never woke up. I played with a dead dog for almost an hour and a half. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting, and the family dog was unable to move, so I had texted the mother about it. We put the small dog on the couch to make it comfortable while the mother was on her way to get the dog and take it to the vet. Turns out, we sat with a dead dog for about ten minutes. FML
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Today, I was training a new person. The job included driving around the city all day, during which she decided to hang her head out the window and bark like a dog. I spent an 8-hour shift with her. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
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EvilHippyEmperor 0
This is terribly sad, but at least the dog passed away peacefully whilst being showered with affection.
Cat135 0
aaaawwwwww poor dog:(
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Comments (107)
Einstein714 0
everything dies sooner or later and how can u play with an animal while it's asleep
aback 5
Makes for a really shitty game of frisbee.
ChocoholicBec 0
I'm so sorry for your loss :( Just remember that she died being patted by somebody she must've loved very much.
PirateXxEsque 0
Aw, that's awful hun D=
Us3rNam3 0
I also feel sorry for your loss. Like ChocoholicBec said, at least it died peacefull knowing you were there
SimpleSimon 0
OMG it's, like, soooo annoying, right? I might vomit...
Crush2000bj 0
it only takes you 8 hours?? I'm from Jersey and it always takes us like eleven or twelve... and I'm so sorry about your dog :(
CallMeHush 1
What is so bad about petting your dog as it crosses over?
Jimboom 12
Should have guessed the dog was dead when you didn't get a red rocket from playing with it. Oh and YDI for molesting a dog... wrong... just wrong. :P
pugy1999 1
It's a girl u stupid fag
wellinever 5
You don't seem at all upset that your dog died. You're put out that your were touching a dead dog for an hour and a half. You uncaring bitch.
intrepid00 0
I found this hard to believe because the dog would have pissed and or shit itself.
xxsakuraxx 29
Not necessarily. When my cat died she didn't piss or shit. Thank God cause she died on my lap. I miss her. I'm sorry about the loss. I know how hard it is.