Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Today, we had a speaking assessment in Spanish class. When it was my turn, I yawned in the middle of a sentence, said, "Excuse me" and finished my sentence. She took points off because I hesitated and I spoke in English, not Spanish. FML
Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML
Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML
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ballstomper 0
Why even post then
Amkii 0
That is hilarious and awesome! I wish I could have been there! Once, in Japanese, a classmate was trying to describe an elephant as 'big.' He ended up saying there was big rape. This sort of thing also reminds me of German with night vs. naked, lol.
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Comments (148)
finn_fml 0
haahahaha lmao off at 31... "gotta screw em all!" but this is more funny than embarrassing. im sure your teacher understood. also the reason the OP said "la pene" is because they meant to say "la pena" which is feminine, so they didn't replace the la with el.
sillysleepyhead 0
AAAAAAAAAAAH. You are my hero! hahaha
whitey_fml 0
thats fantastic, dude.
Doesuff 0
haha, I think #31 sounds more hilarious than death penis. As a fluent spanish speaker, I think "La pene" would go unnoticed by most. However, Gotta screw them all- Pokemon. Hilarious!!
yeahreally 6
LMFAO...penis of death,....
jellybean17 0
lol #10, i'm very aware of that fact..that's why i used it as an example. :P
Phoenixman13 0
Well I hope that la pene de muerte calls the day after, unlike some penes....
you7 0
durhhhh
mcniff23 0
hahahah my new facebook status!
awkwardmoments 0
i just wanted to let you know that ive been having one of the worst nights ever and when i read this i laughed soo loud. thank you. <3