Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Mind your own business
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Mom gets some
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, I was jerking off at 2am when a giant, thumb-sized cockroach came flying across my room, prompting me to scream pretty loudly. My mom then came into my room worried, only to find me naked on top of the couch, screaming like a little girl. I still had an erection. FML
Keep your wits about you
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Spyware
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
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Aert1ok995 0
hahahahaha
Talksyic 0
This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.
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Doopliss01 0
haha place it photobomb.com
mkd0713 0
that's just funny as hell
jebby011 0
dude you get a boner from texting? wtf
jebby011 0
lol true
13__Loki__13 1
That is going to be the best Christmas card picture ever! Merry Christmas from my penis... and my mom!
amanda_gza 0
Lmao that is awesome! Definitely a classic.
candy1 0
pictures or it didn't happen ;)
whogotthefunk 0
Is your mom hot? If so, did she finish you off?
goonie85 0
Of course you need an erection to text! How else would you press the buttons?
ajscorpion3 5
how on earth would you text with an erection?
ipodtouch314 0
his cover up story was that she was screaming but really her mouth was just wide open ready to take on that horny txting hard on , wooow that's nasty
spontaneity 0
Haha that is amazing! I would love to see that picture. Hilarious.