Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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null_fml 11
He needs a whuppin'. Tell him to cut you a switch. Back in your day, people didn't take this kind of crap!
NrthrnLghts 0
More proof that TA's are TA's for a reason: They don't know shit and the only reason they got to be TA is because they kissed a lot of ass to get there.
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Comments (129)
cieramc 0
That sucks dude.. I hate teachers like that..didn't know TA's could kick you outta class though.
perdix 31
I'm sure your attitude was arrogant and smug enough that your teacher was right to throw you out. The right thing to do is this case is to talk to the TA privately. You don't humiliate a teacher in front of the whole class. You were probably stoned at the event and you really didn't know what went on.
GodOfBeer 5
or he was doing your mum...
perdix 31
The TA kicked his own dad out of class? In the word of the late, great Phil Hartman: SASSY!
leanne713 0
If he was drunk, he wouldn't remember smart ass.
Senken 0
Well, ain't that a bitch.
jmeg_fml 0
TAs are usually assholes, I don't really get why.
yupitssoph 18
They want you to respect their authoritonnnn
catscratch_fml 1
I am a 22 year old TA. I can tell you, FHL. Poor bastard probably realizes that he isn't qualified to be teaching that course.
VintageVS6 0
Hmm where is the "I don't care" button?
scott_m319 0
Hmm... that would be the "Back" button, I think.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Rofl, perfect response.
themindfreak08 0
indeed good sir
Fay303 5
Up your ass lol jk jk sorry couldn't resist
Erindub 0
And what event was that!? WWII...I'm sorry I'm never mean in my comments but I'm in a mood today.
Peroxide 3
You fought in the Battle of Gettysburg?? So as he kicked you out did you scream "the south shall rise again yeeehaaaaawwwww!!"?
Emarati 0
YDI for being old and stupid
rttr 18
WTF is wrong with you?
Fay303 5
Seriously man, wtf?
Poundingsand 0
The comment above me was generated by a complete schmuck.