Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I tried a new workout class as part of my New Year's resolution to get fit. The instructor said, “Don’t worry, we’ll start easy.” Twenty minutes in, I was flat on the floor while everyone else continued effortlessly. When the instructor asked if I was OK, I gave a thumbs-up, but I haven’t been able to sit down since. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
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jane_marie 12
It's okay, have some fun.
jackrileymac 4
At least you're trying?:)
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Comments (144)
torr05ku 1
No matter how bad you were, you were still doing better than the lazy people who didn't go....
bri5083 9
I wouldn't blame you. Zumba is like aerobics on steroids..
polkadot3155 6
it's Zumba.. who cares? haha
Katango18 5
What is Zumba? I'm sorry if that's stupid, but I have noooo idea.
perdix 31
Ever heard of the Internet?
teyyoshi 19
dude keep at it
Muser97 1
Zumba is hard I don't blame you
yuichan_fml 0
Lol I'm 18 and my first day doing it I felt like passing out don't worry you'll get used to it :)
cscott3131 0
Keep working out. It's all about having fun, not who is the best.
tygerarmy 35
People think they need to keep up. Everyone's bodies are different. The 80 year old could have worked out their whole life, the 20 year old is 20. You're a beginner don't expect to keep up with anyone but yourself. Other beginners may pass you too, but they may have other athletic experience. Just keep trying.
dat_troll 0
Maybe op's in his 90s Who know.