Today, I was in a Zumba class with a young woman in her 20s and an older woman in her 80s. I couldn't keep up with either one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a male in his 40s, I went to "mixed" aerobics. I arrived late to find the entire female class had started intensely warming up. Within 5 minutes I pulled a calf muscle and left limping pathetically past a martial arts class. FML
Today, I was trying to work out, and couldn't even complete an exercise regime meant for 50-year-olds. I'm 24. FML
Today, I injured my knee at a Zumba class, a class I joined to lose weight so my knees wouldn't hurt so much. Now I can't even go for a leisurely walk. FML
Today, I was trying to exercise more, so I went for a walk. I was quickly overtaken by a middle-aged lady with cankles, carrying heavy shopping bags in each hand. I'm 19, skinny, and apparently very unfit. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try out a new workout class. Halfway through, I realized I was in the wrong room and had accidentally joined a dance class. FML
Today, I went to go to an aerobics class. Shen the instructor walked in, she went up to me and told me it was a women only class. I am a woman. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, I tried a new workout class as part of my New Year's resolution to get fit. The instructor said, “Don’t worry, we’ll start easy.” Twenty minutes in, I was flat on the floor while everyone else continued effortlessly. When the instructor asked if I was OK, I gave a thumbs-up, but I haven’t been able to sit down since. FML
Today, I joined a dance class to impress my girlfriend. Halfway through, I realized I had two left feet. The instructor asked me to demonstrate a simple move, and instead I tripped on the mat, fell into another dancer, and took her down with me. I’ve been banned from all future classes. FML
Today, I'd signed up to try a workout class at the gym. However, as soon as the instructor started the class, I realized it was much more intense than I had anticipated. I ended up passing out and had to be carried out of the class by the instructor. FML
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jane_marie 12
It's okay, have some fun.
jackrileymac 4
At least you're trying?:)
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Comments (144)
idontknowyou123 0
Its always harder the first time. same can be said about anything.
fatx 18
yeah wrong Fml. blackberry sux assss
cosmosis 12
Hmmm i think your reply is meant to by up with your other post. Blackberry must really suck ass, or maybe the user does. Eitgerway wrong fml dude
TheMaster15 10
16- you're really not good at this, are you?
GoW_Chick 15
Maybe he should learn from The Master..
silentbutfunny 0
Master of puppets?
choshaki 8
Maybe they have been doing it for a while. In no time you will catch up just practice more.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
The only choice would be to lock both of them in a cleaning closet until you can be better than them.
silentbutfunny 0
Breathing... Is... The.... Key......
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Zumba for the win!!!
bubo_fml 11
That's why I do Yoga...Ya don't have 2 compete, just be!
heatherypigeon 0
You don't compete at Zumba though? it's not a competitive sport. Technically, if you are saying trying to be as energetic as others in Zumba is competing, then when you do yoga as a class, people will be trying to be as flexible as the person in front, as balanced as the person in front, as good at yoga as the person in front. Anything can be a competition if you insist on making it. But there are no medals for team exercise classes!
GoW_Chick 15
So you were the lady that passed out during the warm ups, I think we'll stick to couch exercises for you,"lift that remote, and turn the channel, reach for a chip, put it on your mouth, and chew!"
Danni91 8
Was it Betty White in your Zumba class??
Danni91 8
Was it Betty White in your Zumba class??