Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML
Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
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Sopa2010 0
His chest must be scary
DahkLohd 4
Badass dad you've got there.
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Comments (88)
stephanie911_fml 0
I think thats pre'sexy.
RedPillSucks 33
He's to sexy for his shirt. Too sexy for his shirt. Too sexy, Ow, my eyes hurt!
traze 7
My hat off to your dad.
Zmeilerr 22
This sounds like the beginning of a bad porno.
Lennsik 4
Your dad was completely reasonable, the prices on fishing poles these days are ridiculous. He should start a protest group.
uhhmm 0
well if he is fine with flaunting it, my hats off to him.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I do that when I get angry too.
HussREC 6
i wanna see you get angry O_o jk jk
BrenBry 0
Do you have a 4 year old brother that tried to start a mosh pit at daycare as well?
rowrsome 0
thank god for rednecks
bignil 0
showing his nuts would have been the real G move