Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML
Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML
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Sopa2010 0
His chest must be scary
DahkLohd 4
Badass dad you've got there.
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Comments (88)
djmigues 7
He was just trying to say it with his chest.
iliketurdles 7
KEVIN HART FTW :D...
brootalxkeni 0
maybe he's like Gibby from iCarly ahahahaha
BellaGoBoom 6
Giggity.
Brittany0989 0
Sounds like that guy from the Greatest Freak Outs Ever haha.
iSolDyourSouL 0
OP's dad: don't quit your dayjob. OP: disown him.
o76923 8
His role models in the WWE all get half naked before fights. I'm sure he was just waiting for an announcer, pyrotechnics, and his theme song to start.
lonerrrrr 0
lolololol
DanielleSaysHell 0
Is he a monkey, or George of the Jungle? As far as I know thoes are the only things that rip off shirts. ;D
Bosia 0
Maybe it was because he was in an adult video store, and they didn't have "Thirsty Black Sl*ts" in stock for him. That would have made me mad, too. Oh, I'm just kidding. Let's just hope your Dad didn't have moobs.
Tanya33 1
Lol you make hulk angry. You wont like when hulk when he angry.
LoveMySoldier82 0
lol was thinking HULK SMASH!!
Tanya33 1
Damn i didnt mean to make him sound that illiterate. Sorry