Today, I was home sick and playing with my dog. I suddenly felt the urge to throw up, so I sprinted to the bathroom. My dog thought this was an invitation to chase me and tackle me to the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML
Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML
Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
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originaljosh 11
Did you throw up when you hit the floor? we need to know!
Tiana252 3
hope you feel better
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Comments (46)
weveallbeenthere 30
aww, that is so cute, man's best friend.
kuzya92 9
If the dog is trained right then yes
cocacola999 27
Completely something my dog would do as well - he's always chasing me when I'm running to get my phone. However, he's a terrier, so instead of tackling me he just tries to bite my feet.
Brandi_Faith 34
My dogs a yorkipoo and he nips at my pants when I run anywhere too. Whenever I run he thinks it's a game.
Ravike 17
With Rodeshain Ridgeback's it's always play time no one is allowed to run for emergencies unless he's sleep or tired, tough love
jw833055 13
Sound like my dumb ass dog. But they mean well.
foxwasalamb 24
please refrain from putting your foot in his ass though okay?
paramor3 23
Did y'all both have to shower after that?! Eeekk
mentallizzard 19
I kind of want to see this FML illustrated. Hope you feel better by the way.
vikky538 29
what if dogs have ability post FML.. what would dog post for this... may be like this... I tried to chase and tackle my master and she puked all over the bathroom FML..
keiNan_fml 35
man down MEDIC!!!
CaroAurelia 12
It's a good thing dogs are cute.
worldclassrager 41
Did you make it?
reaxion 25
The worst thing in the world is throwing up then watching your dog eat it. The dog's first thought, though: "Oh! Free food!"