Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, the neighbors heard a blood curdling scream and called the cops, thinking I was being murdered. Nope. I just stubbed my toe. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Limp over to his apartment and break his whole leg.
DocBastard 40
If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big ******* pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.
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Comments (65)
djxoebxoab 4
how was he supposed to know that u fell? I don't think u should be angry at him, just tell him what happened.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
ur neighbor was probably having sex and u ruined his ******
pinkspaceboundro 0
I'm still trying to figure out how someone trips over their dresser? it's not like it's a small bag or a pair of shoes- it's furniture! but them again people are hitting chipmunks with bikes???
StuckInReality89 2
Agonizing pain? Try giving birth, THEN talk about agonizing pain.
larisonr 4
I'm pretty sure women just take advantage of the fact that men'll never know, and just fake the whole "pain" thing. Walk in the park, I bet.
thebestof1984 0
^ ya, cause a 8lb babies feels soooo good coming out of a small hole! We fooled you men!!!!
darkmis1 18
8 pounds? I was 6 pounds when I was born. Still not looking forward to going through that myself though...
kei1108 13
Ugh. I accidentally thumbed up his comment. You have no idea what you're talking about. So don't.
jeffandjeff 22
Well if someone is in agony over a sprained ankle then giving birth would be near impossible for them.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Of course you have to bring up pregnancy. Supremacy amiright?! Oh, that one guy was nearly tortured to death with knives and scalpels, you're such a pussy for reacting naturally to physical injury, what a bitch! Can, can you feel it, the sarcasm? I sure can.
cooluka 0
tell them "shut the **** up bitch i sprayed my ankle"
DocBastard 40
If you're making enough noise due to "agonizing pain" from a mere sprained ankle, I imagine you would die if you had ACTUALLY INJURED YOURSELF. Next time you have a little boo boo, try not being such a big ******* pussy and maybe your neighbor won't feel the need to yell at you, princess.
fister23 0
agreed!
jodejr3 0
Stop being a bich before i sprain your ankle u troll
laden_swallow09 35
A sprain? No dislocation or fracturing? Yeah OP, STFU you big baby.
fister23 0
it's just a sprained ankle. it's not a break or anything.
nlr 9
fallen and can't get up? call life alert!(:
CaptainObvious91_fml 0
All senior citizens need life alert!
enonymous 9
I sprained my penis reading this FML. hopefully you'll be able to find the will power to take 2 advil and put ice on your ankle.