Miscellaneous: Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning...

By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Wednesday 23 September 2009 16:48

Did they sneak in the window or were you just oblivious? Either way, awesome wording. Win.

fxdxhk90 0

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I'm sure that his thumbs weren't the only things that were up.

Comments

tttron 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:08

you probably enjoyed it. exhibitionist

haneki_fml 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 1:06

HAHA! Ya, I bet!

chunkofchange 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:42

lol @ "nakie-dusting"

PurpDOODE 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:17

PEOPLE WATCHING YOU= WIN.

Kyorakyu 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:36

lol you can just imagine the brother through the window.

leofan15 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:52

LMAO WTH who cleans while they're naked??

stevendsi 0

Monday 13 June 2011 20:46

correction : who doesnt

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 3:30

High Fives all around!! What would have made it more creepy was if they all had their pants down to their ankles and were fapping while you were (ahem) "cleaning". A little while longer and you would have had to get out the mop, (wink)