Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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darkaxx 9
I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.
jesterinperil 28
Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!
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Comments (62)
hardcorefan16 22
I would have loved to seen that
ThePhoenixBleeds 7
You lucked out with it being a joke just for a day.
vikky538 29
Yhe force is strong with this one.
interesting33 37
... and the week, the fortnight and the year
StickyPickles 33
I'm sure that will be more than just a one time joke op, if I were you I'd refrain from napping out in the open
Badkarma4u 17
Don't sweat it, It happens to guys in the military all the time. It's only funny for a little while. Roll with it, tell them about your dream and make light of it with them.
the_real_dvd 21
Don't kid yourself. This isn't the joke of the day. This joke is gonna last a lifetime.
patte_fml 19
I'm so sad this isn't on YouTube.
Ze_Torch 12
Go to your computer (or to a burdel) and finish the job.
k9kid 12
Your lucky if it's the joke of only a day