Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
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amandalillian 27
At least you're economical?
lotrgeek 10
I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.
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dumbledoobie 0
I have tattoos, and several bumper stickers on my Lexus.... And I AM a Ferrari
acetheone 8
Just take it as a compliment, coz YDI.
septemberpeaches 8
Clearly I don't see anything wrong with tattoos, as you can see from my picture, but to say something as ignorant as "you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari" instead of "I just simply don't care for them and personally wouldn't get them" is why ydi.
Helenarth 6
Agree completely, OP was asking to be burned basically. Also, your tattoos look great.
septemberpeaches 8
Thanks darling! :)
Thejoshkid95_fml 3
All he is saying is that you have good gas mileage.
Ima_NeRD6213 4
Ask him how many people in this world actually have a Ferrari.
kissmyass23 6
My body is a temple & my tattoos are the artwork I have chosen to hang on the walls.
jonnynasty 0
I have 12 bumper stickers on my Ferrari and no mommy or daddy didn't buy it for me
Token780 3
What they meant to say is your a pussy.
Levvy 22
Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but doesn't a Prius cost quite a lot, initially (even if it's potentially cheaper to run in the long term)? I may be off. I don't really know cars.
chasec23 4
I don't understand why people would agree your life sucks, this just sounds like a debate you had with your friend.