Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
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amandalillian 27
At least you're economical?
lotrgeek 10
I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.
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Comments (202)
BirdIzDuhWord 0
How the hell did this FML make it past moderation?
arduousRainbow 1
This reminds me of a scene from The Other Guys… "I feel like we're driving around in a giant ******!"
skyeyez9 25
I dont mind tats as long as they are in good taste or unusual. The common run of the mill tribal and tramp stamps are stupid imo.
milady666 2
I don't see the big deal with tattoos I've got quite a few. If you use the "your body is a temple" excuse, fine, but why not decorate? Your just like a blank canvas.
ash1rose 11
It's your body but everyone else seems to have an opinion about what you can do with it.
jcmjr 4
Hahaha a sensitive guy with a blue Prius!!! Aaaaaammmmm gay lol Jeff dunhham!!!
scene_girl69 0
People take this site too seriously>.<
winnerme123 8
Why does everyone hate the Prius? (but I do too)
Raleigh4Life 0
Well, I'm just speaking for myself here, but it's because they aren't quite the economical/environmental savior that everyone thinks they are.
kelj208_fml 4
The saying is bumper sticker on a bently a ferrari is not considered a luxury car its a sports car and some do put bumper stickers on their sports cars
TxCountryBeauty 10
I kind of wants to see what she looks like... Comparing cars to women... Hmm what kind of car am I?
icemand90 17
owned! !