Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML
Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, I had to explain to one of my friends that the cap he likes to wear makes people look at us funny in public. He thinks it's just the White Sox logo. It's styled like the baseball team's logo, but it actually says "Sex". I had to show him both side by side for him to see it. FML
Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML
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amandalillian 27
At least you're economical?
lotrgeek 10
I think having your own opinions on controversial topics is fine.. As long as you voice it appropriately.
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Comments (202)
stormchaser24 24
Well if they can afford and damn Ferrari they can do whatever the hell they want.
PawnShopPenguin 4
At least you don't release harmful emissions into the atmosphere!
Skinwalker131 5
Don't feel bad I used that example to and my friend took a look at me and said "your more of a beater, your cheap and you work well for short amounts of time." I think he called me a *****...
Linkerdoodles 15
You're*
jayfreeman80 0
Honesty Is ALWAYS The Best Policy!!!
Kristoffer 35
To be fair, I wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Prius, either, or the 2000 Taurus I have. Even the old, ratty '96 Cavalier I had didn't get a bumper sticker on it from me.
Kasse 4
If you don't like a person's clothing choices, you don't say anything lest you come across as rude. I don't see how it's acceptable to break that rule and comment on tattoos. It takes all kinds, so try to be a bit more accepting. Oh wait this is the Internet...
Rainbowbright99 4
I always razz my friends about their tattoo's. I'm really just to chicken-shit to get 1.
cassiekinz 14
Excuse you. A Toyota Prius is a nice car. Mind you, id take that as a compliment. Being compared to any Toyota would be a compliment.
cawoods 1
Are you MAD woman!?!?!?
Princess_D33 9
Unless it's a Supra...not a compliment.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
But...bumper stickers show personality.
Tensor15_fml 1
Your a scooter