Today, I was hanging out with my friends, and we got the idea to do some improv comedy together for a laugh. Barely two minutes into our fake political debate, everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke. Raging ensued, and a vicious fight quickly followed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pranked my friend and started a fake fight. However, she opened up and admitted to doing a bunch of stuff. We've now stopped being friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend and his friend were talking politics when my boyfriend referred to several female politicians as "yappy feminist scolds." They both laughed like oafs. I couldn't kick them both out fast enough. FML
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Today, I was having an argument with my girlfriend in front of our friends. I didn't want her to spoil my good time, so I ignored her until she disappeared. She re-appeared thirty minutes later just to throw a punch that would make Muhammad Ali jealous. Our friends' reaction? They clapped. FML
Today, I thought my neighbors were having a loud argument, so I went to knock on their door to make sure everything was OK. They weren’t fighting, they were rehearsing lines for a community theater play. They invited me to the show. I still haven’t recovered from the embarrassment. FML
Today, I tried to tell a funny story at a party, but halfway through I forgot the punchline. I panicked and awkwardly mumbled something while everyone stared at me, waiting for something funny to happen. FML
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
Today, I confidently told a joke at a party, only to completely butcher the punchline. Everyone still laughed… at me instead of the joke. FML
Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
Today, I went to a political debate, and now I'm more confused than when I arrived. FML
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Top comments
toxic_walrus 15
Sounds like the real life internet
DraconicFeline 31
Don't joke about politics. Just don't. It always ends badly.
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Comments (46)
baseballbv 17
This is why you never talk politics.
thelamestplace 8
Correction: politics, comedy, and friends. That's a recipe for disaster.
PenguinBitch 44
A vicious fight for a dumb reason, just like in politics.
lmbachman 23
Sarcasm is the greatest form of the truth, it's easy for people to get offended and butthurt about what they feel is important. Sad people can't respect each other even in a satirical environment.
urnnotvase 10
Entertaining an idea at the least, even if you don't necessarily agree, is the mark of an educated mind. Bottom line is if you're not willing to have your political beliefs poked fun at without getting butt-hurt, don't put yourself in that situation. People need to stop being so uptight.
seacadet 18
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
21, this was a win.
worldclassrager 41
Well I can see that happening...you call should join a debate team...
mybubbles2000 13
Ah to be a fly on the wall at that moment.
Door_Productions 19
How would that be fun in the first place? .-. Sorry not my kind of thing haha
weveallbeenthere 30
never discuss politics or religion with friends.