Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
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Top comments
Rakshasa23 0
YDI for actually keeping something valuable, let alone anything at all, in a hoodie pocket. The only thing those pockets are good for is keeping your hands warm.
noPENGSinALASKA 0
don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (100)
luvz2spooge 0
make that nit wit buy you a new one or dump him for a non-retard, or a least a rich moron.
plo_koon 0
thanks for being a mindless consumer!
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
wow your cool you think your a rebel becuase you have some shitty old school flip phone
fa11en 0
Have him replace it or break up.
Ookami87 0
If i did anything like that, i would be glad to still be alive
tinydancerxo 0
YDI for having an immature boyfriend, as well as keeping your iPhone in your sweatshirt pocket
clahdupe 0
YDI FOR DATING A BOY LESBIAN PRIDE
kaytiebobaytie 0
WTF...? I enjoy my boyfriend; You enjoy your girlfriend. Don't hateee.
Insomnimaniac 0
YDI for owning an iPhone
lady_nki2010 0
oh darn.! how do you live w/yourself now?!
kaytiebobaytie 0
I play on the new one he replaced my smashed one with.. (: I has bejeweled on it....i'm set.
Gary_Fresh 0
I woulda beat that nigga ass I don't give a **** who it was