Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. We were driving to his hockey game and he was joking around about throwing my favorite hoodie out of his window. While swinging it around, my brand new iPhone flew out of the pocket and the window, getting run over by a car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
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Top comments
Rakshasa23 0
YDI for actually keeping something valuable, let alone anything at all, in a hoodie pocket. The only thing those pockets are good for is keeping your hands warm.
noPENGSinALASKA 0
don't you mean ex-boyfriend?
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Comments (100)
myfriend_youfail 3
Are you the same girl who, while in the waiting room of a chiropractor's office, tried to flash her boyfriend....and ended up hitting herself in the face with the iPhone stored in the pocket of her hoodie? I think you are!
xxashlanxx 0
no they aren't the same person, i checked, but that would've been hilarious. XDD
kaytiebobaytie 0
Oh dear; I read the one about getting hit in the face with it, I've never busted my lip on mine, but they do hurt if they hit you just right.
bekii 0
He's a keeper.
Erindub 0
Nice one
mfmylifesrsly 30
holy shit that sucks! I bet your boyfriend felt horrible!
la_reina7 0
he better buy you a new one
terriibabiiix23 0
lmfao, $200 out the windoww.
evilspongebob 0
literally
lolfmlfail 0
first...and insurance is pretty win now adays with people being so accident prone
hp72396 0
ydi for leaving your fire on while u were asleep!
hp72396 0
Ignore that comment it was for the other fml ^^^
ily1210 10
why didnt you tell him the iPhone was int he pocket? unless he knew, then hes a douche. FYL