Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, I texted sweet nothings to a phone number written on the side of my tumble dryer, thinking my crush had left it there, all cute like. Turns out the phone number belongs to my landlord’s maintenance guy, who was not at all flattered by my midnight serenade. FML
Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
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theluckygirl28 8
lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/ oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:
geesquared 0
put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch
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Ligerie 0
Me and a friend put our number's on a wall once that said call for an ASSome time, nobody called for two years. Then we got called by a few guys,lol. We both talked to them for a few minutes and no one has called since. But It entertained us for a awhile!
Daaniellee1234 8
ahaahah
xxBAMFxx 0
But still it's on vitamin waters too and I'm in psychology 120 Fucktard.
browneyedbeauty1_fml 0
I agree with #80
BulletStreet 0
FUNNIEST. FML. I. HAVE. EVER. READ.
PhoenixElite 0
Just plain funny. Still, you should get him back somehow...
aback 5
So return the favor. Have him offering some really disgusting services, like dog felching.
lolfest 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3020
Tsukasa_fml 0
I wonder if any "for x call" ad scribbled on a bathroom wall has *ever* been real.
abcdefghijklmnob 0
i'm doin that to my brother. thanks for the idea.