Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out how acidic some of the chemicals I work with are. After a chemical shower, minor burns, and having to throw away my clothes due to a biohazard, I had the pleasure of running across the parking lot to my car, wearing only a lab coat around my waist. FML
Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I took a piss while doing yard work. Later, to my horror, I discovered that I had touched poison oak at some point. My penis is now blistered and swollen. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
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fuzzyface73 2
Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.
RiverRelic 0
You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )
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XanimalloverX 0
Because if he did have burns he'd be in the hospital it's ACID those burns would probably put him in the hospital
XanimalloverX 0
Also if he does have burns and hasn't gone to the hospital he's a ******* idiot for not getting treatment it burns you start to scream and shake and you go into shock and you want to faint. that's how bad it is. if he's on FML he is probably fine
licketyslit 0
having a hard on in the shower is funny, but still, FYL
nutcase608 0
well its your own fault for spilling it on ur nuts and it must have been embarsing to strip naked in the process but that was really bitchcy of your co worker she needs to get a life dont worry ull get threw it!!
SubAtomicBeauty 0
Oh please. Unless you were working with undiluted HCl, it wasn't IMPERATIVE that you strip off your clothes immediately. You had time to tell her to gtfo. Besides, working with undiluted HCl means you should've beek wearing, at minimum, an apron and goggles, meaning the most you would've done is gotten it on your hands/arms, which could easily be washed in a sink. YDI, for either not following basic lab safety or lying about this FML.
gorefest500 0
was the shower cold?
pinky0090 0
Great point! Ya in my chem class we always use low molarity HCl and we have had situations where people spill some on themselves, and there is hardly a need to go using the emergency shower. And any guy handling anything that corrosive probably should be a little smarter.... ydi for probably overreacting. Sucks about the small penis too
poopinshmicken 0
What? No. I use 12M HCl all the time and the only thing that's required is goggles. It's extremely inconvenient to wear some sort of biohazard suit. The only time I've ever seen anyone wear an apron in lab is in high school. In college or in a professional lab they expect one to be slightly more careful. Also clothing like that can get in the way A LOT. And if it's concentrated then YES a safety shower IS required immediately. Not to mention if you do get it on your arms, then a sink isn't going to give you the same pressure that a safety shower would.
aznboytellem 0
drink some milk.
kmgentil 0
dont wrry, she was laughing because her penis is alot hairier
penguinlord 0
#5 that was freaking hilarious!!!!!
jobsfucked 0
Nothing worse than having a gal laugh about shrinkage. You should walk in full bone and rip it out for her, dude. LOL. But, hey, my penis would be shrinking too if I just spilled acid on my skin.